PATIENT CARD #6728368 NAME- Alice Smith AGE - 18 ORIGIN - Unknown PARENTING FIGURES- Unknown DAY OF ADMINISTRATION- 15/7/2020 CAUSE- Sever case of self abuse, erratic behavior towards others, physical attack towards others, insomnia, insanity. "Okay now that's bullshit!" I exclaimed irritated as I ripped the sandy paper in sixteen lovely pieces. I refused to abide in their ways and what do they do? They lock me up in a mental asylum with possible cause being insanity and anger issues. I call bullshit! Just because I accidentally got scratched by a fucking cat, and got in a lot of fights with other stupid, might I dare add, individuals, they think that I'm ready for the looney place. Let me tell you, these so called guardians, tend to exaggerate most of the times. The only thing I did that was considered erratic, was send a lot of buff dudes to the hospital with multiple shards of glass stuck in their throats and a bunch of broken bones. No Biggie. So now if you allow me, I'm going to tell you the true story of how I got myself into this mess, and found a bit of love in the process with a dense headed bastard. -"You're not very nice to your mate.." -"....Let me finish..." So follow me into this journey of pure bred madness!