Somewhere in Illinois, a new Mexican restaurant just opened. Nothing particularly special about it, just that it only serves American food. An average Joe meets a cast of unusual characters consisting of a milkman greaser, a marine biologist, cowboys who don't know how to spell, a sassy waitress, and a skateboard-riding alien. Now it's time to hit the jukebox and get down to the twist! Originally conceived as an idea for a tv show, written in script/play format