Genres: awkward romance, fluff, light angst, crack, vampires, happy ending, parenthood Rating: NC-17 Length: 33,319 words Warnings: blood drinking, mentioned cannibalism, blood magic Kinks: cumplay, dick smelling kink, thigh fucking, rimming, cum facial, face-fucking, hair-pulling, spanking, frottage, exhibitionism, size kink Summary: Single dad Jongin is terrified when the vampire takeover hits and hires Kyungsoo to be bodyguard for his son Baekhyun. Except he has no money, and Kyungsoo is also a vampire, so Jongin pays him with his own blood.