Love Bites

Hi. I'm Ethan. You're probably saying to yourselves right now. "Hey! aren't you supposed to be dead?" Well I'm not but yes. I did "die". No one restarted my heart or gave me cpr or anything. I was buried. Six feet under dirt. In a casket. Are you starting to get it? Or do you have more questions? Like maybe how that's possible or for the slightly smarter population, "what is he?" Well tonight I will reveal the worlds most ancient and darkest secrets, on live television.