'I was abducted by aliens' Pretty clique, boring and pretty common among internet hacks who thought lizardmen existed. Maybe they did, Lee didn't know. After the alien thing, anything could be real. 'I was abducted by aliens, returned, had a mental breakdown and ended up joining a mental health cult where I fell in love with a polygamist group of counsellors.' That had a bit more weight and interest to it. Add in 'I ran away but miss them' to the mix and Lee's life is summed up. Now the family has found him again and he's not quite inclined to avoid their pull back into the flock (As ever, I have about 10 chapters pre-written or else this would go in my drabble story)