Your name is Loren, and you're one of the rare male sirens. You also can't sing, so you're pretty useless. You have a drunk human friend named Angelica and a supernatural companion named Polly, and they're determined to find you a mate, despite the fact that you are far from female, and a leader of a group at that. Your name is Loren and your life as a siren pretty much blows. Though maybe you'd prefer it that way... ~~ Your name is Timber, and you're a wood nymph. Unlike most of your kind, you're a dude, which means the whole temptress thing just doesn't work for you, so you live in a mansion-cabin and use unwitting campers to sustain yourself. You have no friends because you're sort of a snob, but you don't really care because you like having the place to yourself. Unfortunately, your future meal Angie is trying to hook you up with some clueless idiot, which really sucks. Your name is Timber, and you just want to consume your campers in peace, thank you very much. Of course, because you wish it, that'll never happen.
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