"What's a pretty lady like you doing here alone?" You, a seemingly failure of an author was alone in a Cafe when a man just randomly sits with you. The man explains his situation to you. He needs a fake girlfriend with some random girl in order to catch a criminal he and his group is chasing, so he chose you as a possible fake girlfriend. That's all he told you then. You express you're concerns, but after much contemplation, you get back with him, saying you'd agree. But that very decision would lead you out of your boring, hopeless life to a very exciting, dangerous, and hopeful life as you attempt to balance this fake relationship, your failing career as an author, and whatever the hell you just got yourself into. Disclaimer, this story will be using the following: -Feminine pronouns -Foul language -Possible descriptors that may be offensive or disturbing -Jouno and other characters featured acting out of character -slow updates All Characters that are from BSD/make an appearance there belong to Kafika Asagiri and Sango Harukawa.