Alcoholic Nights
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Last published Mon, Jan 2, 2023
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Rick Sanchez, of Earth dimension C-137; is the smartest man in the universe. A brain so intelligent he's taken down the galactic federation. A man who destroyed an entire citadel of alternate versions of himself. Thousands, and he was the smartest. It was all him.
Rick Sanchez, if Earth dimension C-137; is the saddest man in the universe. An empty feeling that was used to destroy alternate versions of himself. An empty feeling of loneliness that never seemed to fade away as the years went on. A man who destroyed his own life, with an alternate version of himself. So he killed thousands, and he came out on top. It was all him.
Author Notes:
This book will feature dark themes such as depression, alcoholism, and other shit that isn't very kid friendly. Also this will not be RxM, as I do not support the ship in any way and never will. They're not only related but have a 56 year age gap.
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