"Tell you what, if we're still single when we're thirty we can marry each other." "Princesa, I don't know how to tell you this.. but I'm already thirty." "Damn, well I always was into older women. Where's my ring Herrera? Shouldn't keep a girl waiting." (The ages are not clear so we're going with this, okay? Okay.) A story of an openly pansexual firefighter, and a seemingly straight one but a lot of things can happen under the influence of alcohol.