The Grand Canyon

It is common knowledge that every valley and every stream and every crack in the Earth's great crust is caused by woe. Big or small, loud or quiet, the pain of others is seen in the very foundation of our beautiful planet. Now, you may be thinking, "Well that's all fine and good, but what about the massive hole in the Earth known as The Grand Canyon? Surely there can't be a story behind that. No one's sorrow is that great." Ah, yes, my child, but that is where you are wrong.