Ben Shapiro has to defuse a bomb. But when the bomb demands him to say something he disagrees with, he questions his reality. Join everyone's favourite political commentator as he, along with friends that vary across the political spectrum, get involved in hilarious hijinx. Trump also wears a miniskirt (Am I lying and pulling your legs? You'll have to read to find out). Rated W - May contain Woke content. DISCLAIMER: This fanfic is for comedic purposes. It does not truly represent the people featured in this fanfic. Any semblance of the real world is a coincidence. God bless the First Amendment! Besides prompts, this entire fanfic is AI generated. Over 500 chapters and counting...