A Walking Chestnut - Rewritten

Samuel Cohen is many things.
A Teenager, A Brother, A Son, An asshole, And a Human.

Scratch that last one!

Samuel Cohen is a Teenager, He's no longer a brother, He's barely a son, He's still an asshole, and he is definitely no longer human.

Finding himself in an alien body in an alien place, Samuel does the only thing a guy like him can do.
Try his best to find a way to get back to his human body in his human world.
Because sure, his life sucked, but it was still his life!

Luckily for him, his new body has some cool tricks in store,
Unfortunately, none of the inhabitants of this new world understand what he's trying to say.

Scratch that, only MOST of the inhabitants of this new world are unable to understand what he's trying to say.

Now if only he could also get something nice to eat as well.

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Yo! This is ya boy, Netapel (Or Netap, Depends which site you're reading this on) And this is my attempt at rewriting "A Walking Chestnut".
My last attempt fell apart the moment I decided to turn a Pokemon/MLP Comedy into an edgy teenager's angst adventure.
This time, we'll be focusing on the Plot, the Mystery, the Quest of getting home!

NOTE! Apparently some people didn't like the surprise that there are multiple Human-turned-Pokemon in the previous story, So I'm saying this here!!!
Samuel is not the only Human!
If you read the original, You'd know some of the other Human's turned pokemon, so don't be surprised or annoyed when [Spoiler] makes his entrance.

Hopefully this time I'd be glad with this story!