Sometimes, blood is the strongest of ties. When I trade away my life for something precious, I fully expect the prince of vampires, Gojo Satoru, to kill me or use me as his personal blood bank. Instead, he has me cook for him and his temperamental boyfriend. And wash their sheets. And schedule their meetings. Weird, but it sure beats dying. A nonlinear Vampire Knight Fusion AU with a light drizzle of polyamory.