A story where Harry Potter meets Draco Malfoy crouched over a Potions shop counter after three years. Or the one where Ginny Weasley juggles her life between a dreamy Lovegood and a adorable Ravenclaw Seeker. Or perhaps where Hermione drinks beer with a straw which she spits out when she hears Pansy reading self written erotica out loud. ...maybe that one where Blaise Zabini gets a boner seeing Ron and Neville kiss each other during a game.