Another heatwave threatens whatever thread of sanity Chuuya has left. No longer able to ignore the issue, he decides to buy a pair of shorts, not noticing the gaze of a certain suicidal man. Or alternatively, Dazai gets jelly when he sees Chuuya in shorts. (This is a oneshot and will not get new chapters.) (Cross-posted on AO3 under Kobayashi_Yui)