Lucifer's Fallen Angel

"life is like a bed of roses; you lay on it and it blooms-"
"That's not how it goes-"
"Shut up and let me land"

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All Lilith ever wanted was a warm home, some spare cash, a handsome, domineering, charming, kind, tall, generous, billionaire husband and some peace - not too much to ask for, right?
However she made a grave mistake; making that wish on the 1st of April; because she got the opposite; a meet n' greet with Lucifer in the flesh- literally!!
Where the devil is, mayhem is sure to occur but what happens when a she-devil joins the party too?
When she says left, he says right. When she says North, he goes South. When she says yes and he says yes also, she'll change her answer to no in order to spite him.
But even with their strong headed personalities, they find themselves stuck together like dried adhesive glue to a surface, as if bounded by some manner of fate.
SO IN THE END, THEY TRY TO PLAY BY ITS RULES...

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"You were meant to be my guardian angel" she croaked, slamming her bag onto the nearby sofa, her shoulders jerking and body convulsing from choked sobs.
He pressed his lips together tightly, skillfully manuveoring the chair to recline. Three minutes passed silently before he came face to face with her, with a smirk he retorted;
"You should know I'm the opposite of that by now"
Tilting her head slightly, she retorted back; "well you were meant to be my guardian devil"
Sighing, he sat up and put on a serious expression "alright describe your night in three words"
Without hesitation, she replied "horrible, humiliating and disastrous"
He got on his feet
"Well then my objective as your guardian devil has been achieved for the night. Have a good rest" he threw over his shoulder as he ascended the stairs.
.....BUT FAIL MISERABLY
"You...."