In a world of "woke agendas", Mr Birchum and Norm are TIRED of the schools their kids go to. They can't keep count of all the new letters in LGBTQ+, or who is non-binary. however, they have eachother. What will happen to them? How did they discover eachother? Will they change the political and cartoon world? All of this will be answered in this anti-fanfiction, called that because while both these characters make me cringe, I'm still invested in the daily wire elon musk lore
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