I've lived my entire life on an isolated island. When I decide to explore the world, I enlist as an entertainer at a military camp without any idea of what the job entails. In my confusion, I make a fool of myself and catch the eye of The Captain. He quickly teaches me that entertainers are not there to make soldiers laugh with jokes and magic tricks. Entertainers are there for carnal pleasure, and The Captain wants me to entertain HIM.