Ms. Theodora Augusta Bookbinder is the head librarian of the Rutherford B. Hayes Public Branch Library. Her calm and measured life is all about order and the Dewey Decimal System of classification. That is, until it isn't. How is this rigid and uncompromising librarian to deal with a new work-study student who spaces out and walks into things? What is she to do about the little boy found frozen in a snowdrift, who may or may not even exist? How is it that the library board's inaction may lead to the dissolution of the entire metropolitan library system? What's the deal with the cat, parakeets and a stinky troll child? And what on earth is Da Monkey Dance? 35 parts, new chapters posted on Mondays and Fridays!