Adriane Vesper is not the brightest of 30 year olds. She's scared every suitor she's met on the apps, has a useless double major in Journalism and Teaching. Now she's working as a coffee barista in Savannah, GA, her ex-boyfriend has broken up with her, and she can hardly afford groceries. A chance invitation however reveals a secret - she's the royal inherit of a throne to the Kingdom of Tartaria. She's uncovering all of the secrets that surround the House of Tartaria, including that of her ancestor Princess Gianna, and the Great Pollution of her childhood. Now she must become the royal that the kingdom desires her to be - that is if this hot mess is worthy of the task.