It Was (Not) An Accident

Ultimate Fanboy: Who is your OTP?

Closet Fangirl: You can't ask me that!

Ultimate Fanboy: Why not?

Closet Fangirl: I can't even

Closet Fangirl: I don't have one

Ultimate Fanboy: You don't have one? Why?!

Closet Fangirl: You can't make me pick my favorite! They're all adorable and I just can't

Ultimate Fanboy: Fair enough

Closet Fangirl: What about you? Who is your OTP?

Ultimate Fanboy: I Titanic us

Closet Fangirl: ........

Closet Fangirl: You do realize the Titanic sunk right?

Ultimate Fanboy: Dam it. You just ruined the moment

Ultimate Fanboy: And you just spoiled the movie! I was about to watch it!