"If you've got a girlfriend, I'm jealous of her, but if your single, that's honestly worse, 'cause your so gorgeous it actually hurts." In a mix of drinks, lights, and jokes, upcoming artist Ryleigh Hayes has to drag her friends away from embarrasing themselves at the 2015 VMAs. She seemed to be slightly too late though, because she finds herself pulling away one of her band members from flirting with Taylor Swift. Luckily for her, the blonde seemed to be an equal amount of wasted, so neither of them would remember any of that. Ryleigh assumes that's the end of it, but it's not. Suddenly Taylor Swift is laughing at her accent and inviting them to open for the 1989 Tour. "She's just drunk, right? She can't be serious!" "I don't know Ry, everything else she's said has been true." "She said I sounded like I should be narrating for National Geographic! That is not true!" -For mature audiences only, please stop reading if you ever feel uncomfortable. -CW: mature topics, mentions of ED, death, abuse, and more. -any hate will be deleted, this is a positive and safe space. This story is completely my own, and all characters are my own, aside from the real people. The timeline is not completely accurate, as I've altered it to fit my storyline more. Please don't try to take anything from it without permission! Enjoy!