Straight Royal Commitment

"Princess Azed" I whispered quietly and her sparkled as she must've noticed that I knew who she was.

Fuck, why do I have to be put into this kind of weird ass problem.

A naked princess is in front of me, what am I suppose to do

She continued walking towards me and I stepped back each time, I wanted to move away but I couldn't and it'll be a sign of disrespect if I did. Well I think

Why is she even her, I thought she wasn't suppose to be back for another few hours.

Sucks for you mother

There was no room for me go move anymore and my back was already glued against the wall. I was stuck, she leaned down towards my ears and gently nibbled onto it. I felt like my eyes were rolling onto the back of my skull.

Fuck, my ovaries. Okay willy calm down

Suddenly she pushed away from me and got on her tip toes and the dumbass box came flying down,she picked it up and handed it towards me. I could barely even grasp it with the shock that I was feeling.

What the fuck just happened

She stared at me once again and walked out of the closet. I couldn't help but stare at her back side and I could've sworn before she closed the bathroom door that I saw a smile on her face.

Again what the fuck just happened.

Help me lord of the rings.
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Not all princesses want a Prince Charming sometimes they just want a charming.

For Azed all she wants is a not so charming person named Willy.