Beans

This is a brief autobiography (by the loosest definition) of a cat named Beans, diagnosed with acute ADHD and a more-than-mild anger management disorder. Baffled by the incompetence of his human masters and troubled by their antics, Beans explains to readers his woes and frequently goes off on wildly non-related rants. Although Beans hates humans (and dogs, and birds, and most other cats), there is one human girl that he is fond of deep in his heart, Lydia. While trying to maintain a butch, don't-give-one attitude, Beans proves his loyalty to Lydia in her times of trouble and shows that inside he has a heart of gold.