The Curious Tale of the Starry-Eyed Princess

A Sensible Princess with Blind Eyes like Stars
An Ice-Breathing Dragon with the Temperament of a Fat House Cat
A Knight with an Ego Problem and A Prosthetic Leg.
A Powerful Enchantress Hindered with a Lisp

Not the adventure you've been waiting for, but like a train wreck you can't look away from.