Minion

Daniel Moore was having one hell of a night;

His future wife was cheating on him
For 3 years!

Even worse than that?

His best friend, Jeff Nance was the other guy.

He walked into the Bergman St. Pub to tie one on, and noticed there was a young, handsome fellow staring at him, grinning.

Daniel didn't really pay him much mind at first, until the third beer.

Why, do you ask?

Well, that's because the young man bought that particular beer for Daniel.

Daniel looked at the man, unsure of why the man would buy him a beer!

"Oh shit... What if he's queer, or something?" Daniel thought.

"Gonna have to let him down gently..."

He politely waved at the guy, and the fellow walked over.

"Hi, sorry I know it seems a bit...err...unorthodox for a straight man to buy a drink for another straight man, but I can tell you're having a rough day. Care to talk about it?"

The man asked.

"Not specifically, Guy. But I do appreciate the gesture. And because of that, I'll get your next one, how's that