Here are the chapter names for Alex Fierro and the Hammer of Thor, which tells Magnus Chase from Alex’s POV!! *throws confetti*
WARNING! This will not be permanent, I will be deleting this announcement on Friday.
1: Wolves, why did have to be wolves?
2: I am killed by my jerk relations
3: My new neighbors REALLY don’t like me
4: I go on a rampage
5: Ravens Curse
6: I almost become soup
7: Magnus is confused, and kinda of a wimp
8: The TV is as obnoxious as my sister
9: I ‘bedazzle’ everyone
10: Who knew Valhalla could be so depressing
11: I throw pots
12: I am and get am chaperone
13: Just a normal talk on a radioactive rain-glow
14: Heimdall is addicted
15: I hate selfies
16: Magnus Chase, son of Frey, eats falafel every day
17: And I thought my family mansion was boring
18: Magnus is not as dorky as I thought, he’s worse
19: Duck! Oh sorry, you got smacked in the face
20: And on your left Is the magnificentness of mount bowling bag
21: Singing sword, of course
22: Flower gleam and glow, will Magnus’ hair shine?
23: giant donkeys, mead, and Loki?
24: Sam smacks Fear in the face
25: We have the turning into horseflys chat AGAIN
26: I am terrible at bowling
27: I’m not crying, your crying
28: Here’s you help, yeah, no
29: Sif is sooo shallow
30: Thor, Thor, Thor
31: Sif is not shallow
32: I make fun of Magnus, you can laugh to
33: Otis the goat needs help, like, big time
34: Do gorillas need to go to the bathroom
35: I am Samirah al-Abbas
36: We enter the cavern of doom!
37: Sigyn, the clumsy stepmother
38: Magnus’ Uncle Randolph is on my kill/pitying list
39: The ceremony starts
40: I wanna divorce, who wouldn’t?
41: Am I hallucinating? Or is that guy’s shoe the size of Timbuktu?
42: I am smacked on the head
43: Loki whips a snake/ Uncle Randolph goes to Helheim
44: Mjolnir is disappointingly small
45: Hearthstone and Vidar sass Mr. Hammer
46: Ratatosk makes faces at me
47: Magnus made a lopsided cup? I can believe that
48: Bring it on…