Carl

I swear if you put my ahog in your mouth again omg-

Hey Carl! 

Admin: Hellooo everyone!!! No I am not dead (I hope not)

Carl! My animal friend!

*sigh* I still wish I had wings like you-

Hey carl :3

Uuuhhhh...
          For a parrot you kinda look more like a cockatoo, no offense.

You're so adorable! Attention please? *Clicks multiple images swiftly at various angles*

Hmphhhhh fine
          I SHALL GO WATCH END WAR—
          O-O
          I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
          -_-
          END GAME
          AND INFINITY WAR
          sheesh....

Any recommendations of 
          THE TASTIEST BIRD