bbg

deez nuts

Why do my friends act as if I have 0 feelings and i’m imune to everything? :/

I’m convinced that I don’t need to be drunk to have drunk thoughts 

iTs tWo iN tHe mOrNiNg ThE rAiN iS pOuRiNG

I dropped my phone in my smoothie speaker in the smoothie

NOT ME ACCIDENTALLY ADDING A GUY ON SNAP AND THEN ACTUALLY ADDING ME BACK

Nvm bout when my mum threw my phone. It cracked from the back. Like a butt crack

thank u so much for adding “you and jennifer” to your reading list!! it means a lot.
          
          
          love u and thanks for the support<3

My mum just took a big L. She grabbed my phone and threw it like 5 metres across and it got the coffee table and it didn’t fucking crack 

That assignment I had due a day ago.... I got an extension