𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝙵𝚒𝚗 :𝙳

My mom's automatic response to ANYTHING I say: 
          
          Prove it.

Me: *accidentally cusses*
          
          My mom (texting): Stop cussing.
          
          Me (texting): Okay. I'm sorry. I ate dinner by the way.
          
          My mom: *not even concerned about my health* I don't give a shit how old you are you can't cuss.
          
          Me: ....okay. I won't cuss again.

My mom has this weird thing where she'll be having a great as fuck day and then I make ONE SMALL MISTAKE and she gets mad -_-
          
          And then she's all "if it didn't happen all the time, it wouldnt be a big deal!"
          
          So.
          Fucking.
          Close.
          
          To stabbing her.

MERRY MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS FINLEY 

147 "books"
          
          God-fuckin-damn
          
          Also I finally pronounced Mjulnir right -^-
          
          YES I NEVER KNEW HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT SO SUE ME >:/

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when I have to repeat myself? Like- when I talk and my mom says "huh? Did you say something?" I get so annoyed
          Am I the only one? ._.

I got a steampunk hat (I'm obsessed), a leather jacket, a journal that TOTALLY gives me HUGE Harry Potter vibes, a shark poster (it's like a....decal? Idk I'm stupid as phuck lol), a million art supplies, canvases, and a lot more I dont remember cuz I'm dumb- but yah :3
          
          Also my grandma made this amazing as HELL jalapeno dip

✨MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY CUZZO✨ I hope you have a great day ^^

Holy shit my brother looks like a viking-

OH GOD MY COUSIN TOOK OFF HER BOOTS- RIP MY NOSE- she kicked me lol-