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Ok, so you know that meme where it's just someone sticking their tongue out then doing the freaky motion. Ok, add that to my profile description and it's perfect. I Be Profen? I be profen on your girl. I be profen on your girl all night.

Something about Deadpool and Wolverine fighting in that mini van, making me wanna make an OC, maybe 2 hehehehhehehehehe

Finally watching the Alien series and WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THERE WERE GAY CHARACTERS. HE JUST LOST HIS FUCKING HUSBAND OMGGGGGGG. THEY WERE MARRIED FUCKKK

ISHSJSNDUHEGSHS Surgery time :( I nervous and nauseous... I'm not allowed to drink too much water or eat food and jdhsjebjdne I'm hungry. 
          
          Anyway! If I stop updating... I may have died... no, bc I'm actually scared ;( I could die but trying not to think of that too much. Surgery is so fucking scary bc anything could be done to me and I wouldn't know. 
          
          I dvusgeuwgeh Lil scared ayy

HOW CAN I REPLAU RDR2 LIKE THIS. I just listened to the audio of John's letter but omg... I just want them to live a happy family, I want to love and cherish them... but.... 7GH. Time never stops and in that sense. Time is like death.

Just started the intro to chapter 2 of Tell me why and... Thisintro is making me sobbbbbb omggggggg, I miss my lil cuz. It doesn't help that the girl character has her same name. Let's go back 10 years, ok?

Not me trying to push my bones into the proper place lmao. Maybe if I push my left rib inward and my right hip, rotated and scoliosis gone! Just gotta hold my bones in the right place for the rest of my life.
          
          Having someone break my back? No, scoliosis and a tail bone fracture has alright got it! Please don't break my back anymore than it already is, this shitz hurteddd

Not my niece absolutely clocking me for no reason 
          
          This morning she was like "You look like a man." And yeah, I am obviously female but see it from the back and I look like a man 100% ever since I was a kid ppl would accidentally call me a boy. Mostly bc I was so shy, I didn't let them have a look at my face lmao. 
          
          And now she just said "*Dead name* is a man!" GIRL!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OUTING IS AND YOUR ALREADY TRYING. Keep it on the down low! 
          
          And idk if it's suppose to be an insult like "You're not pretty like a girl, so you're a man??" Because I feel like if she thought I was ugly she would just say that, kids are wayyy to honest lmaoo. She is CONSTANTLY clocking me, so rude. I DIDN'T EVEN DRESS UP TO LOOK LIKE A DUDE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I LOOK LIKE LMAOOO And I dress like Adam Sandler if he dislikes baseball a lil more and liked yoai a WHOLE lot more.

Dad recommends movie. Seems like a man flick, but kinda good. Decide to watch it anyway. Main character looks like a straight man's wet dream, but she's cute. 2 side characters are gay, score. An extremely sad background character is announced, her story? HEARTBREAKING, her love interest? Main character. Lesbian Main character in an action movie. LETS GOOOOOOOO ABSOLUTE SCOREEEEEEEE. BUT OMG I ALMOST CRIED HER DEAD LOVER'S STORY IS SO SAD AND SHE'S NOT EVEN DEAD SHES JUST SUFFERING
          
          The Old Guard, btw.
          
          "He's not my boyfriend. He's all and he's more." OMG THIS MOVIE IS SO GAY. MY DAD RECOMMENDED ME THE GAYEST MOVIE LMAOOOK