irene

hey guys its been forever… but ive finally gotten a break from work and school, so i will try to update my book!!
          
          im so sorry for how long its been but i literally have been so busy it’s not even funny anymore. i had schoolwork every day, +work mondays, wednesdays, thursdays, fridays and saturdays, which i didn’t even get off of until 8pm, and on friday+saturday i’d get off of work at like 1am. hours are so wack but i’ve got a break.
          
          i missed you guys!! hope you’ve all been well.  sending love!

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of living transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen! Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you can't have sex?

i will update my books at the end of the quarter! (thursday :) )

on october third, he asked me what day it was.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

since i turned 17 today, i’m releasing my IOTS story introduction, and i’ll release some of the chapters later <3
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/1473291377-%F0%9D%90%8B%F0%9D%90%88%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%8B%F0%9D%90%84-%F0%9D%90%83%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%8A-%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%86%F0%9D%90%84-iots-little-dark-age

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IRENEEEE ILYYY

and now we can check all of the boxes, 
          
          young
          sweet
          and 17 <3

updates might have to be pushed back a bit later than tomorrow like planned :(

IRENE THE BIO FOR ALEC IS SO CUTE UGH I LOVE YOU GUYS