Tobie

ONE OF MY BROTHERS GROUP CHATS ARE “Patrick Touches Minors” WHAT THE FUCK. THEN HE SAID THAT THEY ALSO NAMED IT AFTER OTHER PEOPLE TOO SAYING THAT THEY CANT LIE ABOUT IT SO BE HONEST

Why did my sister just say pooping makes her happy-

@wkwndjnrf  ?? Okay? I love being a whore! :D

I stuck a firecracker up my ass on the forth of July and got sent to the hospital 

*Coughing up blood* That’s funny. I don’t remember eating this much blood

Hey uhhh i got a phone again

Probably during the summer or whenever I own the books, I’m gonna make a Newtmas story going based off the books. I haven’t seen the movies yet so I’m gonna make my story off the books. Hopefully it goes well??

Wanna know the worst thing to ever happen to me???
          
          
          
          
          My mother

hey, im sorry i havent contacted you in a while. alot of things have been happening and changing with me. first i got a haircut because my parents made me get a ugly trim. second of all, i havent had a phone for a good 3 months, and thats because ive been in juvie. but we dont talk about that juvie part. i also have a GPS ankle monitor on so now i have to be by my parents at all times

I’m never giving a thumbs up to a question I didn’t hear ever again.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          My sister asked a question but I didn’t hear her and I just gave a thumbs up. 
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          She cut my cats tail off.