Egghead

hey dude you’re super cool just wanted to say
          you’re cool
          bye

In class and it sucks :/

How I go to write something on Wattpad in 11 easy steps: 
          
          Step one: open Wattpad  
          Step 2: look at notifications 
          Step 3: Goes to random persons profile 
          Step 4: gets distracted by the Instagram like in their bio 
          Step 5: gets more distracted by Instagram 
          Step 6: looks at memes 
          Step 7: Remembers cum cat and start looking for the clip 
          Step 8: finds it after 20 minutes of searching 
          Step 9: Forgets what the hell to write about
          Step 10: go to bed 
          Step 11: Repeat cycle 

49 oneshots. 49 oneshots I will never publish. 

Brain: Oh! You're publishing the weird sleep movies I give you? 
          
          Me: yeah :3 It's fun! 
          
          Brain: heh... Ima make em stop *leaves*
          
          Me: wait.. what :'3
          

Question: If I make a book about my dreams, would you guys read it? 
          
          

Herzlichen Glühstrumpf!

https://youtu.be/0xvVpXDfJNs 
          
          
          I have... several questions.

Bald hedgehogs

LESBIAN CULTIST