My name is Zac Jones
His name is Ashton Stiles,
And you suck, stranger stalker.

Enough with shitty introductions.
So, Ash here is very old freak. -winks-
He's the freak under the sheets.

This guy here is rude and tough,
So if you hurt him, he would do the same.
He'll burn you into ashes.

So my work here is done.
This bio sucks just like you.
Okay, adios, strangers.
Sorry if this sucks, Ashitpoo.

// Anon from once upon a time