Oh look, another account on the magical floating shit we call the internet.
Puhuhuhuhu *whispers* Read that shit
Name: If you ask me who I am, I'll tell you. I am Negan! Now I'm going to ask you, who are you?
Gender: I'm a fuckin mailbox. Got a problem?(I'm gender fluid but call me whatever the fuck you want)
Species: I'M RAGE
Sexuality: I sexually identify as a gun and I'm triggered.
age: 666 years old. What's it to ya?
personality: I'm a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthralls men. (Figure it out for yourself)
Turn on(s): Excuse me, I'll be right back killing myself with a wooden shoe
turn off(s): *on the phone with someone* Hey Light it's me. yes I'm ready to die. my full name is Shiori Kurosawa.
-Yaoi
-Yaoi
-Yaoi
-Square up, fight me
-1V1 me
-Nevermind, too sleepy and lazy
-Gimme my fuckin skateboard or I'll kill all your family with an Oreo and a paperclip
-Not really, I love horror but I actually wouldn't kill a fly.
-Meet my full grown American Bulldog that hates people
-ugh headaches
-You have pocky?
-Jaehee is Baehee
-I love to roleplay
-Yandere Simulator
-Life is Strange
-Ruby Falls is my happy place.
-Fujoshi
-L Lawliet is my favorite character
-Jay from the Kubz Scouts
-Leafy is busy choking on a grapefruit
-DA REAL MVP IS HERE
-ANIMU
-I'm trapped in a FNAF time loop
-MARKIMOOOO
-FATALITY
-Akibentover
-VIKTURI
-Kaede is waifu
-NEKKOOOS
-Not my fault dressing as a dude is fun and comfortable.
-UmbreonFTW
-MAGNUS CHASE
-ALEX FIERRO
-FIERROCHASE
I'm impressed you made it through all that bullshit. I salute you.
1000 follows and I'll hold a death game trapping a bunch of highschool students
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