"Do I get to skin you?"

"You don't know your name?"

"Ignoring the corpses and the alligators, its paradise!"

"Does this trolly go to Tahiti!?"

"Hello, old friend! Had a good time, did you?"

"Should I just.. sneak on now?"

"So I'd advise you to save your breath for screamin'." 

"We each got.. 15 dollars. ..Oh, and a quarter. Don't. Forget. The. Quarter."

"I do my upmost to avoid you."

"You know.. I don't think I've ever seen you squeal before, Dutch." 

"Oh, I'm sorry madam.. was there insufficient feathers in your pillow?" 

"NEEVERRR!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIIIIVE!!" 

"Shut up... I wanna die.." 

"Are you secretly normal?" 

"Cause I will break every bone in your body."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes."

"Not one more GOD. DAMN. WORD."

"As long as we get paid, or you get shot, I'm happy!"

"I didn't know I was talking to a LADY." 

"You know.. nothing means more to me than this gang. The bond we share.. its the most real thing to me. I would kill for it, I would happily die for it! But in spite of all that.. I would've easily left you here to rot if Charles hadn't stopped me." 

"Where the hell is Tahiti?"

"That's two bones right there."

"I'm here for money. MONEH."

"That is.. kinda brilliant. Uh.. for you. That is a real idea! I think that's the first time you ever had one of them!"