-BlackLizard
I really want to know what happened to Gin at the end of Beast
-BlackLizard
-BlackLizard
Devastated that red Taylor's version came out on mine and my girlfriends anniversary so I couldn't ask her to break up with me for an hour to make the album hit harder.
-BlackLizard
// I always assume you guys are my age then I find out some of you are 12 or 14 and a realize I forgot middle schoolers exist.
-BlackLizard
// IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN! I'm mature and not excited for a kids holiday at all....... I'm being a witch what're you guys gonna dress up as.
-BlackLizard
@PCprime2704 // My mom and I were joking about dressing my little sister up as a platelet. My mom really likes cells at work.
-BlackLizard
"I know my very smart big brother didn't break our table trying to carve a pumpkin using his ability......"
jiangrs
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-BlackLizard
Do people actually go to Hooters? Like to eat their food and just exist? I've never stepped foot in a hooters because I'm a shy lesbian and pretty ladies.
-BlackLizard
I hurt my hand but ALL I HAVE IS PEPPA PIG BANDAIDS
peinusx
“ I’m never watching elise again. she put glitter in my hair. “
-BlackLizard
@n0ticem3 "I'm sorry, but I'm sure with your help the problem will be solved soon and you won't have to see him again."
-BlackLizard
I'm gonna make autocorrect my bitch, stop messing me up bestie.
