*Turns in office swiveling chair*
"I've been expecting you."
-The bags under my eyes are Gucci.
-I'm so fresh they call me Febreeze.
-Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee.
I'm not funny really, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking.
Always trust people who like big butts, they cannot lie.
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