-Hartke-

Hello everybody! Not sure who even follows this account anymore but I would just like everyone to know that I have moved completely off Wattpad, I'm hardly even apart of half of the fandoms I've posted on so I wanted to let everyone know that if they wanted to follow me with my new content I am on Tumblr now mostly; 
          
          @Calypso-742 or @♬♫☆ M&M ☆♫♬
          
          Not exactly sure which one works for adding people so theres the username and profile thing, bye y'all it was good to get "popular" on here for a while :] 

Hey everyone! 
          
          Just wanted to let everyone know that if they want to support one of my favorite creators who's worked so hard to get here Markiplier, one of his movies 'Edge of Sleep' is coming out on the 18th of October on a website that we don't know yet. But the people he was working with said that he needs to get it into the top 10 and it'll open doors
          
          Just watch it, on October 18th just put it in the background of what you're doing or something. It doesn't need to be number one on the website. Just number 10, or higher if you can
          
          But thanks for listening to my rant and I hope you'll watch it 

Heyyy my non-bi friend, how have YOU BEEN!?!? It's been awhile!

Vent
          
          
          TW: talk of suicidal things
          
          
          
          
          
          Random thought because I'm missing my girlfriend. But does anyone else know the pain of having your lover literally beg you to take them from their parents and not leave them because they don't approve of you because you brought out their kids confidence and true personality. And now every day you worry about school because she's now alone and already struggled with suicidal thoughts and literally stated you were the only one that managed to keep her from commiting. Plus on the last day of school all that you heard before you left was a small "I love you". But, cherry on top, you had band camp this week because you just started marching band and now her parents are so dead set on keeping you away from her that all she could do was smile weakly and walk away, you crying later. Just me? 

Hey everyone, I'm not usually active anymore but I felt the need to share what I just learned
          
          
          ⚠️⚠️THIS IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GURLS⚠️⚠️
                       Men may read, at their own risk. I'm not              stopping you but you may learn something you never wanted to know
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Okay so, I've recently tried shaving the coochie with advice from one of my friends who's a lot older than me for one of my bathing suits. And what I have learned for all the women is to
          
          -get a completely new razor or one you've used only a few times, it helps
          
          -dont use shaving cream, instead use a non scented lotion
          
          -shave it after you take a shower, your hair follicles will be softer and make razor burn less bad 
          
          -once you're done, dry it off with a pat motion and then put more of the lotion on 
          
          -DONT GET DRESSED. Instead wrap the towel around your body and grab deodorant. Put it going downward towards your lips and continue that until your ass 
          
          -then get dressed, and make sure to reapply in the morning 
          
          
          Reminder: nothing will prepare you for the razor burn from the first time, you can't stop it. But the second time will be better you just need to wait a bit to shave it again though. Other than that, just be careful :)

Comment a yes or no, this is kind of like a poll
          
          
          In the next season of Hazbin Hotel whenever it's released do you think Adam will come back as a sinner?

SLIGHT VENT: YALL CANT TAKE IT PLEASE IGNORE I JUST NEEDED TO TELL SOMEBODY AND IVE BEEN LEFT MY 2 OF MY FRIENDS 
          
          
          
          
          Y'all ever have that one shower where everything seems to come back to reality because you just so happened to overthink 
          
          Like, oh shit... That's a thing 
          
          Cause mine sucks, I'm good at ignoring stuff to a really good extent, but sometimes it just gets too much, like today 
          
          I was in the shower, doing the normal shower-y things when I started thinking about the past and realized how fucked up of a person I actually am, and it's because of other people, then it goes to my girlfriend (not the one y'all know, that ended not sure if I told y'all) and I thought to how TF did anybody love me, then to my parents since all they seem to think is that I'm a disappointment until I do something good like my fucking brother who gaslighted the shit out of as a kid and made you think you were delusional and turned your parents against you (that was a decent thought)
          
          One thing led to another, and I'm crying to the extent of having to sit on the bottom of the shower so I don't collapse or pass out cause heat also gets to you 
          
          Just me? 

Y'all genuine question, 
          
          Who else had family who when you wanted to cry you instead would just have to settle for getting a really big lump in the back of your throat? 
          
          Like you wanted to cry, but knew you couldn't do you'd have a really big lump in the back of your throat having to talk until you could make an excuse to leave 
          
          Just me? 

Adam and Lute have been added to my previous scenario headcannons on my hazbin book :) 

Okay but we need to talk about something serious 
          
          ( I'm kidding ) 
          
          But like actually I DESPISE Valentino and Vox's characters, but Valentino's voice is spot on 
          
          Like I love the voice, Vivzie why couldn't you put it on a non shit bag character? 
          
          But Valentino and Vox's duet, while Velvette records was adorable 
          
          Like I despise yalls characters, but that was a very nice duet