@-CausticToxicity-
I have miraculously survived being rear ended while in the back seat of a mostly stationary car with almost no injury
@-CausticToxicity- Glad it wasn't too bad. MVA's can be awful for everyone involved.
God gives his strongest warriors the fiercest battles. God also gave me autism and made me half-gay. God is kind of a bitch.
Hello! As of five minutes ago, I am now penetrational-legal. Luckily for me, life itself is going to have hard, brutal sex with my ass now as celebration. Let's go!
@-CausticToxicity- penetrational-legal is the wildest way I've ever heard it be said, and honestly, I'm down for it.
Hello! I am still alive.
Balls
How’s it going man?
I am not dead yet. I usually post on certain holidays so that anybody who cares (probably nobody) knows that I'm still alive, but I forgot to for my birthday. Hey, everyone.
Yeah! Balls. You know? Yeah, yeah you know. Balls.
hows it going, we haven't talked in a while?
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