-ComfortablyNumb

guys.. i have unpublished all of me stories; including the football and band ones. i will try to rewrite all of the books because my writing was very cringe worthy but i will republish them as soon as i will finish rewriting them! xoxo..

-ComfortablyNumb

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"reasons someone will never ask me out"
          1: i don't wear makeup 
          2: i look like a fucking zombie
          3: i'm soo boyish that people will think i'm the boyfriend 
          4: i burp and sneeze without any hesitation
          5: i don't comb my hair like NEVER hey don't blame me, my hair are very short
          6: short hair
          7: i look like a man
          8: i cuss like a sailor 
          9: if i got angry i will beat the shit out of that fuckface
          10: anger problems
          11: I'm suppppeeerrr laaaazy 
          12: sometimes i think about killing people
          13: i don't feel any emotions
          14: i'm not normal
          15: i wear guy clothes
          16: i'm super moody
          17: i eat like a pig
          18: i'm rude and sassy ASF
          19: i'm overprotective over the people i care about
          20: my weird obsession over football, TV shows and bands
          21: i will skin him alive if he cheated on me or i will cut his eye balls out of his sockets