-DEADHOE

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bro it's fucking hilarious that the first tag on paranoia is "graphic content like these bomb ass covers", like YES just what I NEEDED to know before reading. Is it in fact as graphic as these hot ass edits lmaoo?

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WHERE THE FUCK DID ORIFICE GO?? I WAS GOING TO READ THAT SMH

-DEADHOE

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@TITTYxTICKLER WATTPAD ANALYTICS LIED TO ME THERE WASNT SHIT
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@TITTYxTICKLER I WAS PUBLISHING IT TO SEE A MYSTERY COMMENT THAT WAS ON IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T REMEMBER ANYBODY COMMENTING ON IT BEFORE
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bro it's fucking hilarious that the first tag on paranoia is "graphic content like these bomb ass covers", like YES just what I NEEDED to know before reading. Is it in fact as graphic as these hot ass edits lmaoo?

-DEADHOE

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Why the fuck does Wattpad count letting the author preview the formatting of their book before publishing as a read? I'm not deleting the book a THIRD time just because I want it to be properly aligned smh.

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@-DEADHOE I have TWO fucking reads??? Trash system
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we hosted like a Fourth of July party / fireworks and this kid picks up a smoke bomb that i threw onto the ground and just YEETS it into my hair, literally anything else and i'd be bald and burned hdjsjnsjs-

-DEADHOE

@HolyCrackBitchJess I remember when you were trying to download it and you were like "what are you talking about there isn't an app" LMFAO. okay maybe we weren't normal but we've definitely reached a new level of degeneracy through wattpad-
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@-DEADHOE I mean... both. But we were ever normal to begin with, plus if I hadn't downloaded Wattpad to read smutty goodness we wouldn't have Donaman- SO IT MUST BE A GOOD THING LMAOsdfghjk
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@HolyCrackBitchJess is it really because you raised yourself or unrestricted access to shrek / trump / various items smut? i mean we were kinda normal but then it devolved into wattpad smut lines... just everywhere... LMAO
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KSKSKSKSKSK IM GOING TO TRY TO FINISH A DONAMAN CHAPTER FOR THY BORTHDAY 

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@x-Dead_Hoe-x HeHHRetHahagyUjJjana SaMe
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@Jesscrckcookies I mean I'm not complaining-
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@x-Dead_Hoe-x THAT'S WHAT DONAMAN IS TURNING INTO LMFAO-
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hEy GuYs LoOk HoW aEsThEtIc i Am :D

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@Jesscrckcookies lmfao- YoU cOuLd bE tHe CoLlAr WrApPeD aRoUnD mY nEcK (SuGgEsTiVeEmOjIs)
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SHOULD I BE AESTHETIC TOO MOMMY (HoRnYeMoJiS)
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YoOooOoooO WHEN THAT WAP CUMMING????? NEED SUM HAWT INSPO

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@Jesscrckcookies LMFAO BRUH THE PFP YOU CHOOSE ANSWERS THAT QUESTION
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@x-Dead_Hoe-x WOULD YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS FROM ME THO-
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@Jesscrckcookies A SEX ROBOT LMFAOOOO HOW MUCH CRACK DID YOU STEAL AND SMOKE FROM MY STASH TO PLAN OUT ONE OF YOUR CHARACTERS BECOMING A SEX ROBOT?
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