If you don’t listen to Mariah Carey all I want for Christmas is you at least 37 times a day during December then you 100% identify as a snail. And not the good cute snails that take little bites of leafs and curl into your finger. I’m talking about the snails who do nothing but hide in their shell and lay on the sidewalk with a good 87% chance of being crushed by someone’s unsuspecting shoe.
"Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him," Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents.