I cheated through the entrance exams. 

And, me and my sidekick Eva-!

"Neil, did you just call me your sidekick?"

Er, no...?

"Anyway, as Neil was saying... we use technology to go into dying people's minds and... for lack of better phrase, change their mental memory to fufil a wish so they pass on, happily"

Yeah and-

"Just,  whatever you do, don't trust Neil with a squirrel, ever."

Hey! But... we always succeed because we're awesome.