Hellooooo my sexy friend ;) how you doing today ?
Wait a minute !!!! Why you still in your bed ?? Get your lazy a*s up !!! Ohhh myyy you look cute in your pyjamas but you would look cuter with real outfits (of course I didn't mean "WiThOuT tHeM" you dirty minded)
Still in your bed I see , humph I tried to wake you up but NOOOO my super duper friend wants to sleep and dream about One Direction boys or some hot mafia boss.
Okay whatever I'm going out for some burgers , pizzas , fries , ice cre... OHHHHH SOOO NOW YOU'RE AWAKE !!!!