WHAT UP BISHES. I'M HERE TO SPREAD MY FUCKING SADISTICNESS WITH ALL YOU FUCKING MAGESTIC PEOPLE. 

THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT ME FIRST. 

1: IF I POST STORIES, BEWARE OF LANGUAGE AND MOST LIKELY GRAPHIC SMUT CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT.

2: LITERALLY IF YOU RESPOND TO A COMMENT I WILL FOLLOW YOU AND BOTHER YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR EXISTENCE. 

3: I MOSTLY SHARE HEADCANONS AND DRABBLES, SO NO REAL STORIES MOST LIKELY. 

4: I LOVE YOU RANDOM CITIZEN. 

GOING TO TYPE MY BIO IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A FABULOUS BITCH AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME. 

ALSO WANTED TO MENTION I'M A 14 YEAR OLD BISEXUAL WHO'S FAVORITE HOBBY IS FUCKING SOMETHING UP SOMEHOW. 

I WRITE IN MY ROOM AND ACT OUT BOOKS SCENES IF I'M REALLY FEELING IT. LIKE I WILL DO A RAIN SCENE IN THE TUB AND NOT EVEN CARE. 

I LIKE JAPANESE MUSIC AND KAWAII THINGS, INCLUDING KAWAII FOODS WITH FACES. 

CARTOONS ARE MY LIFE OKAY. I ACT MATURE AROUND PEOPLE BUT WHEN I'M ALONE I HAVE NO SHAME IN PRANCING AROUND MY HOUSE SINGING THE STEVEN UNIVERSE THEME SONG THEN TURN AROUND AND DO THE LAMBY LAMBY DANCE. 

I LOVE FOOD AND I AM PROBABLY OVERWEIGHT BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORLD'S GOING TO SHIT AND IMMA DIE FULL AND HAPPY AND NOT CLUTCHING A LETTUCE LEAF AS MY LAST MEAL. 

IF YOU DON'T ACT EVEN A LITTLE GAY AROUND YOUR FRIENDS (@MyLoveForKellic) THEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH. 

MY NAME ISN'T REALLY SADIE. 

I'M A FEMOLE WEABOO. I WATCH ANIMU. I HAVE MANY MANY WAIFUS. 

I STARTED READING YAOI IN PRIVATE NOW I'M OPENLY SHIPPING EVERY TWO MALES I SEE WITHIN A TEN FOOT RADIUS. 

I LOVE SWEATERS LIKE HOLY SHIT. 

I LIKE GUYS AND I'M LIKE "DAMN THAT JAWLINE," AND I'LL LOOK AT GIRLS AND BE LIKE, "IF YOU GET ANY MORE GOREGOUS I WILL DIE OKAY. STOP BEING SO DAMN PRETTY." 

IF MY PARENTS EVER FOUND THIS ACCOUNT I WOULD HAVE ME COLD LITTLE HEART ON A SPIT. 

GIVE ME BANDS, BANDS, MUSIC FROM THE BANDS. GIVE ME ALL I CAN LISTEN TO AND IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH SO GIVE ME BANDS, BANDS, BAAAAAANDS. 

OKAY BYE MY LITTLE SEXY ASS SPRINKLE CATS!