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Hello my fellow peoples, sit around the campfire and I’ll tell ya a great short story. Okay, so, this happened on a Saturday. I was helping out my parents carve pumpkins when I was looking for the right tool to get a piece of pumpkin I had cut out (I hope ya know what I mean) and I accidentally said ‘where’s the thing god dammit’ and I immediately corrected myself and said ‘god dang it!’ and my mom and dad just continued carving without saying anything or questioning me and I was very relieved. I thought they would’ve lectured me to not swear or even kick my sorry arse but no, they didn’t. Oh and Halloween is right around the corner! I don’t get why we have school on Halloween though, it’s a mother fuck’n holiday! we get off on Christmas and Thanksgiving but not Halloween? why? I don’t get it. Oh and guys help me out, since Halloween is supposed to be on a school day I was debating whether or not I should wear a costume I’ve had for quite some time. Should I? I don’t care if people question me I’ll just say: it’s Halloween, and what are you supposed to do on Halloween? dress up god dammit, I don’t give a shit about what teachers are gonna think. I’m just showing spirit (haha did a pun right there! no, don’t get it? aww well, you’re no fun.)
Well see y’all later!
-I_Am_Total_Trash-