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Happy Birthday, Jackie Olaf the Mad Depresso Horsey Kicker!
I'm sneezing a bit too much to write you a bigass para but I'll make up on that one later. We've been through a year's worth of shit, had our ups and downs, but still continue to pull through- mainly because you realized how dumb you'd been for the last few months. I hope you continue to get past life with the strength you've upheld for so long cause you're capable of a lot despite your tendency to doubt yourself way too much. I know things are still a little stiff between us but I'm sure we'll overcome that eventually cause well...I've already told you about my sudden determination to become a crazy physiotherapist and marry a snobby prince. May your life be blessed with good health, wealth, love, happiness and loads of success.
Love you <3
P.S Take care of Andrea, you guys are a solid couple and I'm happy about that (hopefully you'll meet one day).