What up. I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learned how to read.😏

»THE INSANELY COOL JARED KLEINMAN«😎

she/her😙

Polysexual.🌈

You can call me Ophelia🦄

Loves BMC, DEH, Sanders Sides, Six, Beetlejuice, Mean Girls, Heathers, Mike Faist, Ben Platt, George Salazar, Will Rolland, Thomas Sanders.😍

My fav ships you ask? Hah. Well. *screams in multishipper*
(These are in order... except the first two. The first two are tied-)
-Kleinphy
-Mama's Bois (Michael × Evan)
-Mellman
-Treebros
-Deere
-Kleinsen
-RichJake
-Weed Bois (Michael × Connor)

Look guys. I'm not gonna be active on this account since I have a main one. I just didn't want to go all... smut crazy on that one, so here's this one, ig.🤪

I follow back, though!✌

I'll see you on the flip side.👋

Your top, polysexual bitch.

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